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Warning: SHORT 2 MIN BL!!!

For my twitter timeline~ Please use earphones if possible! (Also because it’s BL at least in the first 4 seconds.) See translation later if you can~~

P.S. The names used in the recording do not refer to real people. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Translation: “Aaah, ahh, nn!”

Hiroshi held on tightly to Daisuke’s back. Daisuke looked worriedly at Hiroshi and whispered gently.

"I-I’m sorry, does it hurt?"

"Th-That’s not it. It’s just…"

Hiroshi seemed like he wanted to say something, but looked away in the end.

"Just…?"

Daisuke, who wanted to know the answer, gazed at Hiroshi and upon realization that the other’s face was growing red, he could not help but smile.

"It’s just that… It felt good… Wh-what? What are you looking at?"

"No, well you’re cuter than usual…"

"What do you mean by ‘than usual’? And, don’t say ‘cute’!"

"Ahaha! Sorry! Well, let’s continue, shall we?"

"Wa-wait!! Pl-please be gentle…"

Daisuke smiled and placed a gentle kiss on Hiroshi’s forehead. The narration ends here. How was it for everyone? If this delusion continues, things will become really bad, so it has been cut here. Thank you very much for listening. Also, please do not send such a request in the next time. I will really, seriously punch you.

Thanks for listening! <3 Feel free to DL (?) or lemme know your comments or reblog etc. :3

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My twitter pal lovely mepo requested I do this, so I did a shota voice. Please be disappointed with the shota voice hahahaha I might be slightly shota but not shota enough? But feel free to share it anyway. :P

Translation: I want to be a policeman when I grow up! I want to catch lots of those bad guys! They’ve sullied this world, so I want to do something for us.

W-What! Don’t laugh at me! I-I know I’m still a child, but it’s a good thing having a dream, right? So some words of praise would be great…

A-And besides… I want to protect you, sister…
Gaaah! Ignore what I just said! Ignore it!!

Eh heh heh~ Lemme hear your comments though! <3 I’ll be happy to hear some! /o/

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such a pretty voice!! ~(˚ ∇ ˚)~

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Thank you anon!!!!!! <3

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Warning: Splodey trying to be charai.

In all my years of learning Japanese, this is all I learned to speak to people, yes. I bet anon picked number 5 knowing I’d do this shit. xD

Translation: Hmm? What’s up? Ah, you seem pretty down. Did something happen today…?

…Ah, I see. That’s too bad.

But it’s okay. I’ll take care (comfort) you properly after this, all right?

Hope you guys enjoyed! Feel free to pick more that haven’t been picked yet so I can answer them. xD;;

(voice challenge here)

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Warning: more swearing!!

I apologize for this……post………… I hope I didn’t disappoint you thechidraws wwwww

(voice challenge here)

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Warning: swearing!!!!

The short story I read out can be read over here. If you can, and do like it, purchase a copy of his stuff! It’s beautiful~

After this track, nobody believes I’m from Singapore. :D

(Voice challenge here)

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zacharieshusband:

Recite a poem.
Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
Do a tongue-twister.
Say something in a different language. 
Share an anecdote.
Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
Tell a joke. 
What did you have to eat today? 
Talk about something that really scares you.
Talk about something that makes you happy.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

not doing 16, 17, or 20 due to the potential for those to be inappropriate for me to say with grandmother in the house. all others are encouraged

zacharieshusband:

  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

not doing 16, 17, or 20 due to the potential for those to be inappropriate for me to say with grandmother in the house. all others are encouraged

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keru-chii:

xploded-tb:

Sung with my ‘normal’, natural singing voice.

Alternatively, ‘kawaii’ version here!

I’m back with another cover~

Love Nyatsume, so I decided to do this! Also requested by Feli (and maybe a few others?) so I decided that this should be done. No video of my face this time. Too lazy to record my face. (I record the audio and video separately so…)

Mic: Snowflake (by Blue)
Done with GarageBand

If you’ve had a bad day, hope this helps! <3 Hope you enjoyed!

P.S. Tell me which version you preferred~ I’d love to know! :D

you have such a lovely voice (v u v)~♥ This is wonderful, great job. And keep up the hard work!!

Thank you!!!! <3 I really appreciate your comment <3 <3 Especially when it comes from someone I don’t know, so thanks again! :D (going to the karaoke today so maybe I’ll post more things xD)

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you’re such a great singer! I can’t decide which version I like better :)

Thank you~~~ Quite a few people have told me they like the normal version better /o/ Frankly speaking I enjoy the normal version better too. xD;; Hope you liked them and they made your day better~ :D

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Sung with my ‘normal’, natural singing voice.

Alternatively, ‘kawaii’ version here!

I’m back with another cover~

Love Nyatsume, so I decided to do this! Also requested by Feli (and maybe a few others?) so I decided that this should be done. No video of my face this time. Too lazy to record my face. (I record the audio and video separately so…)

Mic: Snowflake (by Blue)
Done with GarageBand

If you’ve had a bad day, hope this helps! <3 Hope you enjoyed!

P.S. Tell me which version you preferred~ I’d love to know! :D

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